QUOTES FROM ARMAGEDDON SUITE AND OTHER RELATED PERSONS You can't differentiate a FACT. - Guy The constant H is called Hubble's constant (although it may not be constant). - Sac. State Physics text Dan's coming - everybody, FEIGN DEATH. - Guy Any problem can be solved through suitable application of high explosives. - Eric BusBOOM When I touch something soft, I don't become soft; when I touch something hard, I don't become hard...Usually it's the other way around! - Olson Grendel and Robyn playing War, Grendel announces that he has won a "trick": If a Bridge trick is like sawing a woman in half, and a Hearts trick is like pulling a quarter from behind your ear, then this would be like "Got your nose." - Denis On a separate occasion: That one was more like "Pull my finger." - John Bach was even better than Wakeman. - John Bolo is an idiodic inconsistent blob. - Bolo Me too, only more so. - Matt Big, bloated, corpulent, burping thing. - Evans, describing Microsoft NT On hearing "Tuna Fishing" a tune by Michael Stearns based on a Dali painting: This is sorta like fishing, nice sea sounds and gulls - though it sounds like a submarine's about to attack you. - John That's the thing about surrealism. -Denis Hearing damage, anyone? - John WHAT? - Bolo No, she's not reading - She's too busy ignoring us to read. - Kent Let me clarify that. It's Allan Holdsworth's job to make his guitar sound weird. It's Andy Summers' job to make weird guitar sounds. - John This is a decent song. - Bolo, on hearing Anglagard's "Jordrok" It's like vi, only you shoot people. - John, describing the computer game "hunt" Matt, how can we go to the mall if you're not even a person yet? - Kent Don't believe everything you write. - John ELP is like Spinal Tap, only for real. No, I'm SERIOUS! - Matt How dumb - You can't gladiate and chew gum! Jim missed his chance to not go. The people who were not going already left. - John What did I just suck into my mouth?! - John Not me. - Bolo Once, I was drunk and gave my keys to someone sober, and he wrecked my fucking car! - Wilkins If she's a Pomona babe, then I'm an HMC stud. - Bolo Anything psychologists claim to have proven is either: a) Blatantly obvious, and not proven by the experiment, or b) Completely absurd, and not proven by the experiment. - John